彼は台所に座って、硬いチンポで小便をし、同時にタバコを吸います-Cri33y

It just overcomes him. He's sitting in his kitchen - naked of course - his cock is super stiff and he has a lot of pressure in his bladder. So Cri33y simply decides to piss - on his hairy body and in his mouth. And in between he smokes his cigarette.